My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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