He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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