i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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