Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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