I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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