I'm drive I can fine osifer
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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