Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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