Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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