Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
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I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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