Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
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there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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