Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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