what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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