i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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