So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
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Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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