when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Randomize
