We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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