people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
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My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Sober January is a disaster.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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