The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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