You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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