i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
