On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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