thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
she peed on how many people?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
this is an emotional support booty call
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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