If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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