if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Well I just put wine in my tea
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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