I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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