This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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