You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Randomize
