Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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