she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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