so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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