Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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