This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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