How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
This show inspires me to have sex in space
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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