Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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