what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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