nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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