So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I will be naked everywhere
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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