Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Fuck appropriateness.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Just high enough for therapy.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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