Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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