I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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