just come out here and I will go home with you...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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