I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I intend to get homeless drunk
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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