Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
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