69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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