I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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