Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
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I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I think my nap took me to another dimension
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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