she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
vagina is talking i cant
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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