This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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