Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
should my penis look like a turkey
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
