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i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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