Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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