On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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