And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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