Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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