She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Randomize