I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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